Good afternoon and Happy Thursday,
Due to the Easter Break (starting tomorrow), the Blue Ink came out one day early. The Blue Ink journalists did have a little fun this week since the issue came out on April Fool's day. Some articles are accurate and truthful while others contain a little (or a big) prank. We'll reveal which articles were which next week.
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